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M y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!


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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.



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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"



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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.



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H ow could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?



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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.



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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.



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A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.



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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.



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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )



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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!



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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.



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W e have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?



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I 'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.



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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?



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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.



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S o your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

Why don't they make greeting cards for blind people?
They would be too touching.
Blind people never see their friends or relatives coming.
They can not drive to the banks that have the ATMs with the brail to get cash to buy them.

Since ElCiego has returned, have to rubber stamp this one- FAIL