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A True Little Darling is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...

Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

I thought you your talking about a Labrador .

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

I thought it was his hand.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.