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 Post subject: Sweet Tea
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:40 pm 
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.



Doctor: "What happened to you?!?!?"



Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes

home drunk he beats me to a pulp."



Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes

home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your

mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and

is asleep."



Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and

reborn.



Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came

home drunk, I Swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and he

didn't touch me!"



Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"



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