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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE (TICO TIME)

ALL THE CHICA'S WERE LOOKING TO BED
ONE LAST GRINGO WHO WANTED SOME HEAD

SHE NEEDED THAT LAST ONE TO APEER
LEST SHE WOUD BE AT WU STARTING FROM THE REAR

HARK WAS THAT A SOUND ON THE ROOF ?
NO A FRESH BAG AT CHECK IN, SHE BECAME ALOUF

TWARDS THE FRONT DESK SHE DID CREEP
APROCHING THE GRINGO SHE NARRY MADE A PEEP

AS THE JOLLY FELLOW WAS SIGNING IN
HE SPOTTED ELLA AND GAVE HER A WINK AND A GRIN

JU HERE ON BACTION PAPI, AS SHE GABED HIS BALLS
WHY NO HE SAID WITH A CHUCKLE, I AM SANTA CLAUS

JU LOOKING FOR COMPANY SANTA
NOT RIGHT NOW I NEED A FANTA

WHY JU HERE DON'T YOU HAVE WORK TO DO?
YES THAT IS TRUE, BUT MRS CLAUS HAS THE MONKEY FLU

AH PAPI SANTA MI UNDERSTAND
UNPACK, I WILL SHOW YOU THE LAND

OF TO DEL REY THE DID GO
SANTA ENJOYED THE FLOW

LOTS OF BAD GIRLS HE DID SEE
EVEN RODE THE ELEVATOR FOR NO FEE


PEACE GOOD WELL AND ALL THAT HAPPY HORSE SHIT

now get to work on our Year End Report!


Merry Christmas!

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Been there one time around xmas/new year...always tell brothers not to go...after reading that...I WANT TO GO!