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Ed Jones has a heart attack at work and dies. His boss tries to find someone to send to Bob's house and tell his wife, but at first no one volunteers. Finally Biker Bob says, "I'll do it." The boss, knowing how crude Biker Bob can be, says, "Okay, but be tactful.

Don't just blurt out that Ed's dead." "No worries, boss. I'm cool." Biker Bob goes to Ed's house and rings the bell, and Ed's wife answers. "'Scuse me, are you the widow Jones?" She replies. "I'm Mrs. Jones, but I'm not a widow."

"The Phuck you ain't!"

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