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Roscoe the bull apparently slipped out of his pen outside the Sportsman Lodge and strolled down the road looking for a diversion from his usual regimen of eating, sleeping and breeding, reports the Gainesville Sun.

Ian Whitmer spotted Roscoe in his yard and called the Sheriff's Office for help -- but not before Roscoe did some damage. Roscoe lifted and rammed Whitmer's 1992 Kawasaki motorcycle and rammed his 2001 Pontiac, the Sheriff's Office reported.

As soon as Roscoe spotted the deputies, he charged them. They got back into the safety of their cars.

Os so they thought.

Roscoe began to push one deputy's car, then he went around to the front and worked over a turn signal before lifting the car about 2 feet off the ground.

Roscoe then rammed the other patrol car with his head.

A specially trained rural services deputy along with bull owner Alfred Zebley arrived and were able to move Roscoe back into his pen.

And that's no bull.

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