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A guy is driving around town and sees a sign in front of a house stating "Talking Dog For Sale." Not believing the sign, he rings the doorbell and asks to see the talking dog. The owner takes him around back where he sees a beagle. "You talk?" he asks the dog.
"Sure," the beagle replies, "When I was young I pooped in a voodoo woman's yard and she cursed me with the ability to talk. My whole life I've never been able to fit in with dogs because I can talk, nor fit in with humans because I'm a dog. I've traveled the world, climbed the Himalayas, swam the Red Sea, and met many people and finally ended up here."
The guy can't believe his ears and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner answers, "Ten dollars."
"Why are you selling him so cheaply," the man exclaimed.
"Because he's a damn liar, he never did any of that stuff!"
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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'
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