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got this idea from another website.
post your thoughts here.
San Jose CR—
A deep, drawn-out, world-weary sigh emanated from an occupied
bathroom stall at a local strip club Friday, witnesses reported.
The sigh, described by those who heard it as "somber," "resigned," and
"a sad reminder of the crushing pain, anguish, and, ultimately,
meaninglessness of life," escaped from the core of the man's being at
approximately 10:32 p.m. and echoed quietly off the stall's dividers.
After 30 seconds of complete silence—a brief respite from the "so called"
party which the man seated on the toilet bowl likely used to contemplate
his place in this world—he flushed the toilet, emerged from the stall,
forced himself to smile, and returned to the monotonous, unfulfilling
party.
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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'
(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...
if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)
Last edited by Californicationdude on Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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