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Bad day at Hallmark

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day......... (they're pretty bad... )


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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked ....

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!









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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret ..

She moved in with me.





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Looking back over the years

That we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'




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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.




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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?




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I've always wanted to have

Someone to hold,

Someone to love.

Having met you ...

I've changed my mind.




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I must admit,

you brought Religion into my life.

I now believed in Hell.




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As the days go by,

I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here

to ruin it for me.




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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Please take your knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.




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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in N.C. , Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )




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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!




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When we were together,

You said you'd die for me.

Now that we are apart,

Please kepp your promise.




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We have been friends for a very long time

let's say we stop?




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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here..




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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?




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Your friends and I wanted to do

Something special for your birthday..

So we're having you put to sleep
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Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering &
Septic Tank Cleaning

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Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering & Septic Tank Cleaning

Weather's here

Wish you were beautiful