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 Post subject: Tequila
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:07 am 
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of daily doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past (well, shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are nursing or pregnant should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and a desire to sing karaoke, and play all-night rounds of strip poker, Truth or Dare and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave the shyness behind.

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