You're probably sleeping, etc. on the same bed/mattress you got in the 1st Clinton Administration, or it was picked out by your ex/spouse/live-in/Mom/decorator but in any case a woman who couldn't understand your manly needs--a built-in safe (to keep that
pistola close at hand), Champagne cooler (for that after-action beverage), or a 32" plasma screen rising from the tailboard with all manner of outlets for laptops and such. Man up, Bunky, with these nifty numbers:
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