A good friend sends me news of back home once in a while. Here are some of his choice headlines;
A fellow here 'bouts died the other day and left his entire fortune to his wife. She can't touch it, however, until she turns 15.
The local town made drinking illegal for anyone under the age of 32. Seems like they intended to keep alcohol out of the schools.
Recently, the Governor's Mansion burnt down. It was a total loss. Not only that, the fire took out the entire trailer park.
Local movie goers are coming to the theater in groups of eighteen or more. When asked, one replied, "We were told that 17 and under were not admitted".
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