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(disclaimer- no offense to the m-men, just for laffs about being in love with a working girl)

Dear Zippy,
I think I fell in love last night, no it is more than that I know I fell in love, She is Colombiana with 6 kiddys & a shit load of problems with her large family, I caught her phucking another guy but felt this is not important since we are so loving together & it is easy for me to get over these little speed bumps in life. She also said she wouldn't do it again as long as I give her enough money.
SHE IS SO PRETTY!! I am sure my situation is different than all the others since I have known her at least 2 days now & we are just soooo in love ya know & I will be happy the rest of my life. We can't communicate well but WTF that is not that important. I am trying super hard & read her eyes they tell me so much & she has a nice pair of extra lips between her legs & they do a lot of talking- my little brain seems to understand. I AM IN LOVE!!!!!!n She is so beautiful!!! Well I do drink a few gallons of JACK each night but it really doesn't fuckkup my thinking anyway. Where do I need to mail the wedding invitation to you. She wants more kiddys with me & I am so proud she selected me to be the sperm head donor. Wow !! Will you be my best man? Let me know, now I gotta run to Western Union she needs money so she will be faithful.

Holy MF!!! PacoMan

Not you too PACO don't do it she might be a puta I dunno but it kind of looks that way to me? Dah? First Handy now you I quit!! Whats VB going to say about this one. Another CRT DICKK BITES THE DUST(Polvo). I don't want to be next. I bet she does have the sweetest little lips down there whispering those ever so soft sweet nothings in your ear. Ok congratulations & who is the best man, ME??? When is the date set? I feel for you but know you are making the right decision.

Paco you lucky bastard you how do you find these Chicas anyway???Whats her name maybe we know her. Is she in the VIP pics. Gives us more info inquiring minds want to know??



I am happy for yo BRO. Of course I will be your best man.

No, no she's no longer a puta but me novia, I got upset because she charged me 700 last night instead of 600 but she promised to make it up to me later, besides her brother's dog needs a heart transplant so it's OK. This one is special, I didn't meet her at the HDR but an upscale place called Molina Rojo I think, she's a professional dancer. I was too drunk to remember it but I woke up and she was in my bed. She loves me so much she will only blow me con condom for my protection she says. I bought her a new cell phone today and we're going shopping for her new computer manana so she can email me, then I'm going to open up a bank account for her, is this a good idea? She said she had to take her grandma to the dentista tonight so I can't see her, surely she wouldn't lie to me. I'm going to shop for a ring on Ebay now, adios.

Well, I called her cell phone last night and it sounded real busy at the all-night dentist office, I swear I heard VegasBob in the background, maybe he was getting a filling. I just melt when she calls me "amor" our love is so good, she promised to come by afterwards around 3 AM but never showed. Grannie must be getting a whole new set of dentures, I hope I don't have to pay for those too- it's always something with her family.
I'm going to divorce my gringa wife and then sell my new car as my novia also wants some new silicon boobs, she's only 21 but those 6 hijos have sucked them down to her waist. She says she'll make a lot more money dancing with new boobs so it's a good investment on my money don't you think? I asked her if she would pay me back, she said "si claro Paco, pero..." (but she really wants to save her money for law school.) Besides she said "no worry Paco soy verri honest chica, jes' get me the monee baby" (I just love her spanglish) besides how often does true love like this come along? You can't put a price on it.
Come to think of it maybe I met her in the casino, she was gambling with her husband, that night is kind of a blur anyway it doesn't matter we're perfect for each other. And she's not like those other chicas she would never lie to me. She's coming over soon I'm so excited, she promised to have sexo with me again as soon as we go buy that computer for her.

Hell Paco I have never seen a guy get this lucky but I thought you met her when she had just finished phucking another Gringo & that Gringo introduced you two & you thought you had to grab her and save her from the line of guys standing behind you, dah maybe I miss understood not that it is important or anything because we know you well & what you are capable of so little speed bumps in life should mean nothing at all??

Paco


What are you saying exactly here that she doesn't put knockout drops on here NIPS at night for the other Gringos to feed on. I could tell she doesn't lie just by the way you met her that’s Obvious too me. What do you think is causing all the dental problems in the family I know semen is rather caustic to their enamel but this is ridickulous!!

Here is a link that might help you both out.?? http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/f ... dsperm.htm

I really don't think going from $600 to $700 is a big percentage move on her part as it is only $100 more so don't get upset, I mean this is a normal & expected precalculated typical Chica request that happens when their lower lips start doing more talking & she sure looks like she will be in your future for a long time being a good wife & all so the new investment in the silicon (saline sacks) is I good idea on her part. You sure have a way of picking them she is HOT & thats the most important thing as we know!

Oh yeah & all the other guys that have porked her lights out are really no more than a hiccup or a burp from all the JACK you drink & if she starts to get out of control just give her some more money that is the best way to fix it I have found!

Oh yea maybe that's how I met her, you know how us gringos that drink too much are. Well it's official now I'm an M-man! She told me "no otra chicas" and we had sexo sin condom so I know her love is true! Supposedly being in the M-club is much cheaper in the long run which reminds me, can you wire me some cash? My wife won't send anymore(phuckinbitch). I had no idea how much cellphones, computers and serious relationships cost down here. I'd ask my good friend Latinoheat but he hit me for 30% interest last time. I'll pay you back as soon as I get that home equity loan when I return.

Hey, I also signed up for the M-Men weekly email newsletter (only $520.00/year) it has some great little-known tips (shhh) for keeping your novia happy!
Things like:
-never ignore her money requests,
-never cheat on her (but if she does it's only business),
-take her shopping often,
-encourage her to order the most expensive thing on the menu,
-always bring her gifts from the states,
-they only act jealous if they truly love you,
and if you really want the best sex- pay all her bills! And hell if you can afford it buy her a car! Funny thing it is written in broken english just like the chicas talk, if I didn't know better I'd think they were sending it out! Haha, but that can't be. Basically treat them just like the gringas have trained us back home- let them be boss and believe every word they say, it's easy! Just act pussywhipped and spend as much as possible, it really turns them on! I feel I know so much about women now, I can't wait to marry her she said she wants my babi. Now I just have to pay for her divorce as well as mine before we can set the date. Hey do you think I should bring her and her extended family (about 30 people) to the states or should I just move down here?

Well, she says she has to babysit her sisters' K*ds tonight so she asked me to babysit her 6 K*ds, she want's to save all that money she'd pay a babysitter so she could go babysit- makes perfect sense to me! (but I had to give her 20 bucks for taxi) oh well. Hopefully she'll get home before morning, I love having a steady novia, it'll be so much more fun watching spanish cartoons tonight with all the little ones and changing diapers instead of going to Happy Hour.. ooh that reminds me I have to go buy diapers for them. She sure was dressed nice to go babysit, hmmm, just wants to look good for the kiddys I guess.
Hasta Luego!

Man Paco she sure sounds like an active Chica full of energy (RedBulls no less) so she must be real young isn’t that nice like this but her lower lips seem to be sucking up & consuming all of your resources in your life are you sure it is worth a steady Novia if this is happening?? I can see you are making a lot of progress I mean SIN CONDOM now that’s going places & true love if I have ever seen it.

I would love to help you financially but I was telling me Novia about your situation & the dental problems & all so she demanded I rush some extra money to buy the latest ultrasonic vibrating electric lithium ion charged tooth brushes that money can buy so I am broke right now. I can refer you to a good friend of mine who is the best Colombian loan shark I have ever used. Let me know if you need the #. He is an honest guy HONEST! Burp!

I usually see the sex a lot better also when you give so much it hurts like you know the saying it hurts so good. It is kind of like giving to the Church you just notice how all these good things start happening the more you give at least I can relate & how it has worked for me. I think you have this down pretty well. You will not miss Happy Hour anyway cause Handy will not be there & is in the same MICO as you so to speak. Are you guys going to be neighbors it would be so HANDY.

Chow Baby sitter.

PS what is your phone bill running these days??

Wow, I think you enlightened me to the paradox of the M-club newsletter, the more I spend the more she loves me! With this revelation I really have the upper hand in this relationship now. Gee I hope she's not lonely tonight over there babysitting by herself...

Now you got a handle on it! Ata Boy Paco! Man I am like you we went to College & didn’t phuck around did we cause this is The US of A. Yes I took Paradox 101 & Paradox 102 or was it Paradox 1 & Paradox 2 well WTF it was a phuchin Paradox & our professors would be proud of us & how we applied our higher edjackulations! Burp!

Paco how are you handling this Sin Condonie situation do you shoot live rounds or blanks in her?? Most Chicas seem to like live rounds if they see you can afford it but this is an area YMMV. If you get married do you have to give up your personalized CRT license plates? I sure wouldn’t give those up without a fight & maybe you should put that in the preNIPpual agreement just ask Handy how he handled this one.Burp! Fart!

Well got to run got an instant message mi Novia needs me to send more money for some reason???
Damn I counted 2623 instant messages this month alone? And this is only the 5th day into this month. I don't know if that new computer is such a good Idea our not!

I am starting to get this warm fuzzy feeling that I might be getting used AGAIN!! I have been giving some serious thought to going back to my old ways of being a huge raging boner with many Chicas with all lines of communications cut so I don't have so many headaches & loan sharks coming by threatening my life. It sure seems like life was simpler when I didn't have hair on my dickk (hers or mine)! The single most dangerous part or should I say parts of CR are those big thick nice juicy LIPS Latinas have. The first pair (upper) lips bring you so close to them with that sexy musical tone accent saying Hey Que RICO PAPI, PAPACITO RICO, TAN RICO, oh Papi, Mi Amor, etc. & the Lower Lips are simply a body snatching device that devours most men’s souls! When it is all said & done men are sucked in the front side only to be blown out the backside but with an empty bank account!

Hey Paco, how about a novia update?

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