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It seems that everybody and his brother will be in town for El Silencioso's fiftieth birthday fiesta. The Roll Call notice for his event is, well...amazing. It reads like the Fifth Anniversary Roll Call. remember? If you will not be able to attend this fantastic event in SJ, this coming Saturday at our favorite frat house, Sigma Lamda, please sign up below. And hey, give us your excuse/reason.

Happy Birthday, El Silencioso!

El Ciego

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I for one am sure that even though I am on the list to be there, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT! But El Ciego, you did not include a option that covers my excuse so I will explain it very simply!

I have a double date that night with JENNY and ALICIA from Relax!! Once they C*m to my house, I am sure that this 66 yo old fart with bad eyes will not be able to make it to the party

And given the choise of 'partying' with ElS or "PARTYING" with those two!!!! I mean is there really any choise

Sorry ElS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

I did not vote. phucking work, I try to squeeze in but no dice. I will be there a few days later by the 24th. Just wanted to give El S, a big shout of Happy Birthday and will pick up the slack of all the sausagefest leaving after the party.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

I was trying like hell to be there, but my wingman and I will be at the beach for the weekend, and unfortunately - Nature Air refuses to change our flights from Sunday to Saturday. Unless we pay $172 (each) for re-ticketing. Phuck That!!! Sorry El S, but I hope to see you on Sunday before you head to the airport. Feliz Cumpleaños amigo!

MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Reason #5... my wife is having second thoughts about letting me go.

Hmmmm .. Does that sound like she might finally be wising up

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Hey Guys! Its settled!!! Im going to RIO!!...check out my deal from MIA...sorry ElS...my ball shaving appointment this Saturday is on the Playa at Ipanema...


Average Fare per Person: Departure - 337.00 USD Return - 337.00 USD
Passenger Type Used in Pricing Adult
Departure Fare per Person 337.00 USD
Return Fare per Person 337.00 USD
Total Fare per Person 674.00 USD
Additional Taxes and Fees per Person * 92.70 USD
Total Price 766.70 USD

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

don't forget about Florida make sure you leave your keys to your apartment with Berk1234 or ID, so Florida has a place to stay

Yeah, but the hotel deal that Hola B. told me about is the real clincher. Freakin' what...a block off the beach and like 3 blocks to a first-class terma? And what did he tell me...$72.00/night including taxes for a balcony suite?

Hell, if I lived in MIA I'd be all over that. You could do a whole weekend, sex included for under fifteen hundred bucks all in.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Yeah and if you believe THIS, I got a bridge in Brooklyn for ya you'll just love...

does it count if I spoke with someone that is going?

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

I can see third, fourth and even fifth thoughts coming...
Only 'cause she knows better LOL

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Respectfully,

Muff

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You phucker.... I was looking forward for you to be in the big Party!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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