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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:33 am 
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This is an old one but funny...

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career.'


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:08 am 
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Nice :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:10 am 
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Yeah, them gynos are real fun guys. News report last week of one removing an appendix or some such through a vagina. Adds truth to the joke, doesn't it?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:14 am 
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JazzboCR wrote:
News report last week of one removing an appendix or some such through a vagina.


I heard of an appendix a few weeks ago and and then a kidney a few days ago.


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