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Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the

teacher asked the Ch*ldren what their fathers did for a

living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.


The teacher noticed that little David was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.


"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him
for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other Ch*ldren to work on some coloring, and took little

David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
father "No," said David, "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other K*ds."

that one put a smile on my face....

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