What can Latinoheat do to improve his $$ negotiations with t

Hand-Solo · **Joined:** Sat May 29, 2004 10:22 am **Posts:** 1358

Well, Latinoheat boasts about being a good negotiator ... but we all have room for improvement. as such, lets help our fellow buddy improve by answering this poll.

PacoLoco · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:12 pm

All of the above!
You'd think a guy that's part latino would learn a little more spanish than- leche en cara and no mas colones.

Hand-Solo · **Joined:** Sat May 29, 2004 10:22 am **Posts:** 1358

Maybe we need a "Monger makeover" reality show

PacoLoco · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:35 pm

Maybe if he shaved his ass he'd get more dates in the park. :lol:

Latinoheat69 · **Joined:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:50 am **Posts:** 1038

Looky Looky Looky, Hand "I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick" Solo and Paco "I'll go get the ketchup for your little french fry" Loco, trying to be comedians. :lol:

Here is a pole :twisted:

for you:

What is Handy's favorite Jerk Off Technique?:

A. The Rosy Fist
B. The Five Finger Shuffle
C. The Three Finger Cha Cha Cha
D. The Back Hand
E. Rosy Palm against the Blanket
F. The Twist
G. Handy Invention: The Baggie and the Mattress - Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Jedi Jelly in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Jedi Jelly around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the mattress up and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie. Can also be referred to as the Blue Marlin Fever.
H. All the Above.

Cygnus · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:55 pm

OK Muchachos, How much does the Alberta Cracker Handy-Soily
weigh now after his DIET :lol:

What final weigh-in on April 7 :?:

Cyg

PacoLoco · **Posted:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:31 pm

Oh yea, the great weigh-loss wager- https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=4858

Those two idiots :lol:

argued for awhile, Handy claimed he was lighter, Latinoheat claimed he looked the same, then they agreed to double or nothing the bet until Memorial day.
4 mas semanas Handy! You better be starving yourself