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I was in the line at the store with a 50 lb. bag of dog food in my cart when the lady behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impuse I told her no I was starting the Purina dog food diet because the last time I was on it I lost 25lbs. I told her I was worried because the last time I had ended up in the hospital with IV's in both arms.

She asked if it was because I ate the dog food.

I told her no it was because I was sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me

that's great, but we still demand to know where you find pizza with orange cheese

yes and did your parents raise your allowance so you can pay for ID cab to and from and his pizza a drink ,flowers a card would be nice oh yeah happy belated birthday now you are 13 you can stay up later

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