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 Post subject: Lawyer & a Redneck
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:16 pm 
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A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that rednecks are so dumb that
he could get one over on them easy...

So the lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game.
The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a
question,and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 you ask me
one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer
quiet, agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the
Earth to the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up
a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.. He sends
e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
redneck and hands him $500.
The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
Thelawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.He wakes the
redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes
back to sleep.


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