I love this joke and hope you like it too,
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look-up and find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?â€
In my Dad's classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. “ 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.â€
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