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My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.
CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.
: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store a nd July to me! Julyer!
WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!
HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes
TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!
BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.
JUICY
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!
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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller
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