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> First-year students at Auburn University Vet school were
> receiving their
> first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
>
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
> covered with a
> white sheet..
>
> The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
> Veterinary Medicine
> it is necessary to have two important qualities as a
> doctor: The first
> is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
> animal body. '
>
> As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck
> his finger in
> the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
> mouth. 'Go
> ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
> but eventually
> took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the
> dead cow and
> sucking on it.
>
> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
> said, 'The
> second most important quality is observation. I stuck in
> my middle
> finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
> attention.Life's
> tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

One of the BEST jokes I have read in a long, long time!

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Laughing my ass off