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SUNDAY MORNING
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her
grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked
how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
'He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning .'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people
nearly 100 years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,'
replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to
ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on
the Ding and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck
hadn't come along.
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