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Jim Tomer was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an
8-pound bass on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second.
On the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when
his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. Tomer told the
doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as
possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be
his best day ever on the water.
He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital.
He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 bass over 10 pounds.
Ole Tomer was jubilant ..
Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, h e dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your
fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out
for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond, your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished,
because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!'
'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
be her caregiver forever!' Tomer was feeling so guilty he broke down and
sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just f*cking with you. She's dead.
What'd you catch?'
Tha Nuck
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Throughout the history of mankind there has never been one shred of evidence that supports that life is serious..........
Don't believe everything you think ............
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