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The University of Louisville Football program has gone from a top 10 contender to a "who ?" in two years. They have gotten lots of news coverage as some of the players have managed to get arrested and are leaving town as quick as the courts will let them.

A woman calls 911, she's screaming that a burgler is in her house stealing her TV. All she can tell the 911 operator is he's wearing a UL football jersey. The operators says, relax, get his number, we'll know him.

UofL is expecting a 7 and 6 season this coming year,
7 arrests with 6 convictions.

What do they call a drug ring at UofL ?
A football huddle

If 4 UofL Football players are riding in a car, who's driving ?'
A cop.

Why is the UofL football program going with a no huddle offense this year?
2 or more known felons can't congragate without being a parole violation.

UofL asked the NCAA if it's a rule's violation to provide finicial assistance for Bail.

All new players are required to take an orientation class on their Miranda Rights

The team has adopted a new Honor System
Yes your Honor, No your Honor, Hoooowwww much Time Your Honor .

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