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After Long and serious thought I’ve decided to add my 2 cents in detailing the present state of our Presidential candidates.

I vote for the person, not the party.

Barack Obama, yes he’s a very good speaker who has on camera appeal. At first I never thought he would be more than a splash in the pan but being a new pretty face has gotten him quite far.

B Rack is condemned for his choice of church. I’ve been to church, mostly in the hunt for repenting women. Good place to find girls who are praying for forgiveness and a crop failure. Could be this is how he met his wife?

B Rack , for what ever reason is the darling of the press . IF the press likes him, I look real hard, twice.

Now for Hill’Cee.

People who condemn her for Bills ways and Bills things are being political. She had no swing or sway with Bill’s presidency as he‘ll have none with hers, she was just the “other” woman who was kept in the dark.

Being an old haggered face hasn't helped her.

If she doesn't get elected, she can hope for a job in the movies. I wonder if it hurts much when the house falls on you?

Now how about John McC. I remember the last Arizona Senator who ran for President, Barry Goldwater. He was a hell fire General who vented once too many times but he got pretty far with the political slogan, Nuke them back to the Stone Age. I voted for him.

I respect John for his military experience. When he says "Remember the Maine", he can.

Who will I vote for, geeze, I say, vote for me !

I inhaled and inhaled. Some was smoke, some wasn't but I did it.

I never abused a good cigar, I smoked um like they are supposed to be smoked.

I used to drink till I puked, now I stick to water and some coffee on weekends.

I was married but got over it. I now prefer to rent lust and passion so I can have my nights free to sit around and play with the remote and fart freely.

I don’t owe anybody squat, you want a favor, go to Helen Waite’s office and take a seat.

I'll make all official dinners "clothing optional", best way to start to root out people with hidden agendas.

If elected, Air Force One will have a reserved parking spot for weekend trips of mercy. 1st weekend of each month, SJO, 2nd Rio, 3rd AC PI, 4th Pattaya and on the 5th weekends, A'dam/Prague and the other Euro pleasure towns.

If elected, every American will be able to take tax deductions for all costs to SJO, Rio, Pattaya, AC and other destinations. We do more to help the needy than all of the US Gov agencies put together.

Lastly, a vote for me is the only rational thing you have left, I’ve made enough mistakes to fill a book and openly admit it. I’ve been there and done that and don’t condemn those who are human and do human things.

God Bless America and if you want to help save her, vote 4 ME !!!!!

Donations will be glady accepted after midnight in the parking area behind the Hotel Presidente.

My Name is Shamas O’Dognasty and I approve of this message

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Shamas O'Dognasty
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Although we are not supposed to get polictical here on CRT...I like your style....You are a good write-in candidate.

I vote my principles and not for particular parties or personalities. Fiscally, I am for a strong defenseand am conservative in that respect. Socially and also for mongering I am moderate to liberal or even libertarian. So, if you have a lable for me, please tell me what it is, cause I don't quite know how to describe myself

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Shamas, the way I see it the ship is sinking fast. So..WTF I'll vote for you. I honestly don't think you'd Phuck the country up anymore than it is already. It's bound to get worse no matter who's in office.

EV, I hear ya! It's not as cut and dry as many would like us to believe. I'm surely not smart enough to figure it out neither are our "leaders". It's too Phuched up already. BTW, I can see this thread getting out of hand real quick..lol