Diablo wrote:
Detroit Police today reported finding a body in the Detroit River. The
victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and a Detroit Lions jersey. He also had a cucumber stuffed up
his *ss.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family
unnecessary embarrassment.
Thank goodness that the police had the tact to remove the jersey.
I can only imagine what people might think upon hearing of such behavior.
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