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I ain't into everything I say I am, sometimes I just say stuff for amusement. But I tell you this. Once I went to the public health clinic for STD testing, didn't have symptoms but just wanted to get a screen along with TB test as it had been a long time and cost only $13.

Besides sticking a Qtip up my dick, a really pretty intern played with my balls looking for lumps, my dick was straight out and I thought I was going to spontaneously C*m on her. She probably had played with more balls in that week than one of those Thai ball massage girls does in a year, so it was nothing to her.

Anyway, before the exam she took a history. She asked me every sort of question about my sexual past and preferences. I wanted to hit on her while she was playing with my dick, but there was a hatchet faced nurse who was glaring at me. So I asked her why she didn't ask me about bestiality, so she says, do you have sex with animals, and I tell her no, but there's still time. End of story.

I luv that feeling of the cotton Q-tip up the Peter tip. NOT!!!!!!!!! Most uncomfortable.