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 Post subject: A trip to the Vet
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:48 pm 
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A guy takes his German Shepard to the Vet . In the waiting room is a Cocker Spaniel , a Beagle and a Great Dane.

"What you here for " he asks the Spaniel?

"Well" he responded " Last night my Master was watching a porn tape and I got so worked up that I started humping his leg. So I'm here to get nuetered."

"Bummer " said the Shepard.

"How about you " he asked the Beagle?

"Last night my Master and his girlfriend were on the sofa making out & I was looking up her skirt & she was'nt wearing any panties. When they got up to go to bed ,I was so worked up I started humping her leg, so I'm here to get nutered."

"Wow" said the Shepard. "Whats up with you he" asked the Great Dane?

"This morning after my Master went to work " the Dane said." His wife took a shower. When she got out she was all naked and pink and when She bent over to dry her feet I just climbed on and gave it to her good."

"Damn" They all said,"so you are going to get nutered too"?

"Naw" said the Great Dane," I'm here for a bath, get my nails clipped and see if they can do something about my breath"

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Oh...no!!

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What is it with those Great Danes? Horny bastards.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:24 am 
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I think that Great Danes must be the Mongers of the dog world. :D

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