Shamas Goes to Church........
Shamas goes to the revival and listens to the preacher
After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be
prayed over. Shamas gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says,
"Shamas, what you want me to pray about?" Shamas says, "Preacher, I need
you to pray for my hearin."
So the preacher puts one finger in Shamas' ear and the other hand on
top of his head and prays a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Shamas, how's your
hearing now?" Shamas says, "I don't know preacher, it's not 'til next
Wednesday in District Court."
Shamas O'Dognasty
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