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One evening this old soldier walks into our favorite bar and sits down near two young good looking girls, and orders a beer.
The girls look at him and say "Say old man, I bet it has been a long time since you have had a good time with young girls like us" "How long has it been since you had a real bang up time with young good looking girls like us?"
The old soldier says "Nineteen Fifty Five"
The young girls say "Well, would you like to go have a real good time with both of us right now?"
The old soldier hesitates, looks at his watch and says "I would but it is only Twenty One Thirty"

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PacoLoco: "You pay for it one way or another."
Ace: "Rent everything, do not buy in Costa Rica"

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