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The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written on
Ch*ld Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details". Or putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Number 10 takes 1st prize and #3 is
runner up. Number 5 gives new Meaning to people from Virginia.

1.* Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ch*ld A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of Ch*ld B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2.* I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my Ch*ld as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at
the party if this helps.

3.* I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected
sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can
you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4.* I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels.Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.

5.* I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6.* I cannot tell you the name of Ch*ld A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.

7.* Peter Smith Is the father of Ch*ld A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Ch*ld B who was
also borned at the same time ... well, I don't have a clue.

8.* From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

9.* So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.

10.* I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these
intelligent souls!
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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I am not sure whether to laugh or cry.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

What is even more frighting is that all of these people have the right, and some use it, to vote.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine