A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete
and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I
wish that I and all men could under stand women; I want to know how she
feels, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Sparky
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Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!
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