From Various comedians................
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
If God hadn't meant the pu*sy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best
and always remember
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
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