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SparkChaser69
 Post subject: Paco the Walmart greeter
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 8:58 am 
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A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two K*ds, yelling obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice Ch*ldren you have there.
Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling
long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or
just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

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Paco, which job do you like better, being a Walmart greeter in the U.S. or your Costa Rica job of being a donkey cart driver? :lol:
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LH are you still working at Dunkin Donuts or was that Krispy Kreme? Your computer in the Presidenti is waiting for you.

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LionKing wrote:
LH are you still working at Dunkin Donuts or was that Krispy Kreme? Your computer in the Presidenti is waiting for you.


Uhhhhhhh what? :roll: Are you still working as a bus driver? :) On the other hand, it still beats Sparky's job of being a Port-A-Pot attendant.
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You're all a bunch of losers. Sparky that does sound like something I'd say to an obnoxious bitch. :D
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Latinoheat69 wrote:
LionKing wrote:
LH are you still working at Dunkin Donuts or was that Krispy Kreme? Your computer in the Presidenti is waiting for you.


Uhhhhhhh what? :roll: Are you still working as a bus driver? :) On the other hand, it still beats Sparky's job of being a Port-A-Pot attendant.
Did you hear that Sparky? :roll: Bus Driver!!! Think again cubicle boy. You must have forgot who owns the company. Call me when you want a job washing buses, I might have an opening soon. Oh wait, You can't reach the top of the bus to clean it without a 12 foot ladder. :wink:

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Hey LK did you see this video of Latinoheat and Sparky playing darts at their favorite Tico bar? :shock:
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=933

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 Post subject: Darts
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Now thats some funny shit!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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For the record I'm the one throwing the darts. :twisted:

Did you ever see the video of Paco's last trip to Sea World? :lol:


http://www.clipmasher.com/media/Horny-Dolphin/3371.html
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 Post subject: Re: Darts
PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:56 pm 
LionKing wrote:
Now thats some funny shit!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I more for VB :lol: OK a few moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :) :) :( :( :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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