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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret
and the surgeon agreed.

Awake from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you
not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears."

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Priceless

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin