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A guy walks into the local welfare
office, marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all
of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals
will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her
on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her personal urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
<The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started
it."

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