Good find Orange...that reminds me....
The Wedding Anniversary
Handy was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
"A" was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Handy got up early and left for work.
When "A" woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Handy will be held on Friday.
