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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on
the
back of his head with a huge frying pan.

"What was that for?"

"What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou
written on it"

"Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?
Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

The wife is satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the
house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she
repeats the frying pan swatting.

"What was that for this time?"

"Your horse phoned!"

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Hilarious! Didn't see the punchline coming at all!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.