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Anyone spotted Latinoheat down there over the weekend? He was no doubt watching Nascar yesterday in his sweatpants and stained wife-beater shirt somewhere in the gulch that sells cheap beer. Word on the street is he was seen riding a moped last night... He must be lost with his friend Handy gone out of town.
LH since your selection of chicas and stories are usually a joke I think the Smack-section would be the most appropriate place for your reports. Something worthwhile must have happened since Friday, (like maybe you actually got laid for the first time in 6 months?)
PS
Stay away from my hotel room

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I'm here bitch and "moped" I think you have me confused with Hung Lo. Poor Paco still stuck in the swamp with the farm animals for a few more days while I'm down here with all the chicas. Come to think of it something worth while did happen. I spoke to reservations yesterday and told them I was your amigo and you were hospitalized and could not make your trip so your reservation was cancelled. I think the Asia has a room. Have a nice trip!!!

So cancelling my room was the highlight of your weekend in the gulch, damn you are more pathetic than I thought. By the sounds of the "Dress Code Nazis" maybe you did me a favor as I plan to parade as many chicas in and out of the hotel as I can stand, (unlike you- who can only get it up once a day).

How are things in room 10 @ ZB, any new jizz stains on her pillowcase this trip?

PS
any sightings of the Twirler? Tell Handy I'm doing her this trip

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Hey Paco, LH is to busy banging his sister look a like to post a trip report. Last I seen him, he was on the Pres computer in the lobby Wednesday 11 A.M. He must be getting tired of watching me and Florida bang the DR chicas. Sorry I missed ya, will be back Labor Day.

Lionking

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Yes LH has been here too long, he was so bored today he went to the dentist office with me while I got my teeth cleaned, guess he wanted to read some free magazines.
He has found a new love, we call her E.T.#2, she has a hot body but an alien head, he's had her 2 nights in a row... I see another broken hearted HDR chica coming up
Mr. & Mrs. Handy came into town tonight for dinner and happy hour, we told LH to be on his best behavior.

And what the heck am I doing online tonight? Well I got a new laptop before this trip and just had a HOT Honduran GFE screw me silly(thanks for sending her my way VB) and she left me drained, tired and naked on the bed (ok too much info maybe,but yes I am naked,online and out of leche in SJO) isn't the internet great? Life is good here maybe I'll go find another chica.
WISH YOU WERE HERE! HAHAHA

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12 midnight on a Friday and your not at the HDR? LH is rubbing off on you. Get up, take a nice long hot shower and go get a nice TLN. Last Saturday night was a full house, including CRTer's. Look I'm bored, just got back from the local AMC with my son and his girl. He want's to come down my next trip, but she says NO WAY. Gringa already tring her shit. I invited her to visit the HDR, That will shut her up. LOL

Lionking

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Paco you forgot to also add "with a sore ass".

Very funny LH, you must be the smart ass that stuck that pink condom under my door sometime last night. At least it was not used and I found it before the maid did on my way out for breakfast. Since it was an extra small size I know it was yours, oh yea it's your last night here tonight, too bad- have fun getting up at 5AM to get your early flight. You'd better get to bed early, we know you're looking forward to getting back to your stinky apartment with 500 TV channels and your frozen pizzas

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First of all dipshit I had a 5 day head start on your ass, not to mention you are only here for another 2 nights after I leave.

I put the condom under you door last night because I thought you enjoyed the cherry taste.

I can't believe the "cheap bastard" wasted a flavored condom on me, you must be way under budget this trip. E.T. (Alien-girl) must not like cherry flavor...

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So LH has his new "Mini V"

Heck Papchullo would be jealous as she looks like his ex here.

And Paco /// well you were like a high school boy on a date without jerking off. I thought you were gonna hump Scubas leg at dinner you were so horny!

No better place to be horny than next door to the BM, maybe I was having flashbacks from the good old New years day "Loser Tour", you know we are all here except for that professional john Jaggedge, whatever happened to him?

You're right Handy LH's new spinner does resemble Papichullo's old flame but with an E.T. head He likes big chicas with loads of baggage so it's a surprise to see him with a spinner for so long.

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after his rumble in the jungle he thought he would go for a welterweight