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The ticos love this shithole.....10 to 1 your waiter was the semi bald pudgyfucker...they try it on all the tourists..hell go check and come back and tell you..yes its right.. :lol:

if you skip this place you havent missed jackshit...

My bro and I were fairly toasted and having a great time.

Estebanh wrote:

My bro and I were fairly toasted and having a great time.

Next time, you'll know that when you're "fairly toasted" not to allow working girls to order up a storm. Many of them will take advantage of you as much as you allow them to.

When I am in Costa Rica and have a sexy, beautiful woman sitting in my lap at dinner (grabbing my crotch), have a more than a few drinks under my belt, things don't always go as normal. Sometimes you just have to say phuck it and let things roll :lol:

Estebanh wrote:

I agree, but part having that fun, is to not come on a forum and ask if a place is a rip-off joint, simply because you lost control.

Mr. Orange. Yes, you are right. I cannot take constructive criticism. And, if I cannot take criticism from large-brained super master monger such as you, I should not post.

Author:	Estebanh [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:49 pm ]
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On my last visit, I was with my brother. We met up with some chicas at the SL and decided to go out to eat. They talked up Machu Pichu and, since I had heard the name before, I was game. The place was nice enough, food was pretty good but the girls were ordering up a storm; appetizers, drinks, bottled water, expensive meals, deserts. My bro and I were fairly toasted and having a great time. The bill came and it was much more than I thought it would be. I have thought about it for several months and I am wondering if the girls were getting a kick back. They seemed to know the waiters. It wasn't a huge financial loss but I hate the idea of being gamed.

Author:	Cujo's [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:56 pm ]
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Nah, no kickback..those greedy motherfuckers were just fleecing you a little bit themselves. A part of me says I can't blame them, while the other part of me thinks it's phucked'up. I remember eating there for a birthday dinner and it was similar to what you describe only it was wine.. The chicas in our case had nothing to do with it. To that end, I enjoyed my meal, but reminded myself if I return, to tell them no wine.. Cujo

Author:	Green Giant [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:48 pm ]
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I ate there with my wingman and a couple of chicas and came away with the same impression.

Author:	JazzboCR [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:35 am ]
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Haven't there been mentioned other Peruvian restaurants that serve equally good food? I'm thinking Inka Real but surely there are others.

Author:	Estebanh [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:52 am ]
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Greengo wrote: The ticos love this shithole.....10 to 1 your waiter was the semi bald pudgyfucker...they try it on all the tourists..hell go check and come back and tell you..yes its right.. if you skip this place you havent missed jackshit... Yep, pudgy balding guy.

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Author:	Orange [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:36 am ]
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Estebanh wrote: My bro and I were fairly toasted and having a great time. Next time, you'll know that when you're "fairly toasted" not to allow working girls to order up a storm. Many of them will take advantage of you as much as you allow them to.

Author:	Estebanh [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:18 am ]
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Orange wrote: Estebanh wrote: My bro and I were fairly toasted and having a great time. Next time, you'll know that when you're "fairly toasted" not to allow working girls to order up a storm. Many of them will take advantage of you as much as you allow them to. Orange......you can't always be on top of things all of the time. My everyday conservative life is about being in control and watching costs. When I am in Costa Rica and have a sexy, beautiful woman sitting in my lap at dinner (grabbing my crotch), have a more than a few drinks under my belt, things don't always go as normal. Sometimes you just have to say phuck it and let things roll

Author:	Orange [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:13 am ]
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Estebanh wrote: When I am in Costa Rica and have a sexy, beautiful woman sitting in my lap at dinner (grabbing my crotch), have a more than a few drinks under my belt, things don't always go as normal. Sometimes you just have to say phuck it and let things roll I agree, but part having that fun, is to not come on a forum and ask if a place is a rip-off joint, simply because you lost control. But don't dwell on that, it happens to everybody. One night a few years ago, we closed Pantera Rosa with a few CRT's. When I realized how much I spent (not a tab, drink by drink, and dance by dance), it was almost $300. But at least I got laid a few times. In the states, I would've left with blue balls.

Author:	Estebanh [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:46 pm ]
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Orange wrote: Estebanh wrote: I agree, but part having that fun, is to not come on a forum and ask if a place is a rip-off joint, simply because you lost control. Orange, Maybe one of these days I will be a master monger like you. Then I can can come onto Costa Rica Ticas , be a dick and bust some balls. Oh boy, can't wait till that day !

Author:	Orange [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:58 pm ]
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If you can't take constructive criticism, don't post. (Btw, you will never be a master monger.)

Author:	Estebanh [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:40 pm ]
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Mr. Orange. Yes, you are right. I cannot take constructive criticism. And, if I cannot take criticism from large-brained super master monger such as you, I should not post. You have also correctly noted that I will never achieve the incredible super-monger status that you have obtained.

Author:	Nhhank [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:43 pm ]
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Was the last two post made by ID Side note Que is a master monge...................

Author:	Orange [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:01 pm ]
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Estebanh wrote: Mr. Orange. Yes, you are right. I cannot take constructive criticism. And, if I cannot take criticism from large-brained super master monger such as you, I should not post. You don't have to call me Mister. We aren't that formal 'round here. It feels good to be right, thank you for acknowledging it. And it's good that you can realize your short-comings. Work on it. And I agree with your last sentence too. "Large-brained super master monger" out Admin, is that too long to be a handle?

Author:	Estebanh [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:31 pm ]
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What is curious about this exchange are the PM's I have gotten from other members who are getting a kick out of this. The sentiment is that they either have stopped posting or rarely post. Why would one want to spar with some dick he doesn't even know. There is a small group of a$$holes on this forum that ruin it for the rest of us. I guess this group and every group has got a few. They always have their opinion and that opinion is usually a ball busting opinion. They have said and done it all and that's that. In the overall scope of things, Orange's posts weren't that bad, I've seen a lot worse. OK, let em rip.....I'm out.

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Author:	Nhhank [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:41 pm ]
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Anyone seen a midget as of late