PacoLoco wrote:
if I spend all my money on classy t-shirts will I have no money left and have to attend "free drink!" at NYB and settle for 55 yr. old chica retirees?
Yes. With economic conditions the way they are, it is better to look good than to have money. Never turn down a free drink and 55 year old chicas need loving too. Plus they are cheap. 5 or 10 dollars for an hour or two of passion. So free drink, inexpensive women, cab ride, $11 - $12 dollar evening. Not a bad investments in my book.
PacoLoco wrote:
What time is that event and what should I wear?
Expensive brand name clothes. Make sure that the branding is very visible. No cheap knockoffs accepted.
PacoLoco wrote:
Who is this Chuck Norris impersonator?
It really is Chuck Norris. He is such a bad ass that no one will call him out for mongering for fear he will kill them.
PacoLoco wrote:
CRT conspiracy theories, please post! Isn't CRT owned by the Chinese who use profits to fund private Pai Gow marathons and buy cigarettes?
You have found out Admin's secret. The recent round of server problems was actually caused by the sportsbook site he runs of the server as well. He uses the credit card information from our signups to commit fraud to pay for his real passion, Pai Gow at the Horseshoe. As for his cigarettes, he is smoking some off brand. Least they are lights and menthol.
PacoLoco wrote:
Last time I saw VB he was sporting an 18 yr. old on one arm and a 19 yr. old on the other and bought me a drink, dammit I forgot to notice his shoes or shirt!
You will never be a legend like VB because you didn't check his shirt and footwear. How do you think he gets women like that? Looks? Money? No, he is wearing something fashionable and shoes with nice arch support. That is what chicas want.
PacoLoco wrote:
Who is Greengo and what does he wear?

My instincts tell me he is a man with a slightly green cast to his face that moves often. As for what he wears, I hope it is name brand at least. It is now well established, the more designer names you wear, the more chicas you get.
I hope I have answered all your questions and you can now sleep easier at night.
Cheers!