[quote="Jmacaula"]Sorry for the spelling problems. After using MSN for years and picking up tons of slang, grammer seemed to take a big hit. Also if you look I wrote that at nearly 2AM
Thanks to those that actually posted useful comments. The thing about the pizza and the point and buy purchase was I was looking for more of a meal, not just odd things like a slice of pizza.
Which is why you should try to find a wing-man who speaks a little Spanish. Here's a hint. Politely approach any group of gringo gentlemen in the Blue Marlin, the tables nearest the windows, right across from the Monkey Bar. Politely ask "CRT?" If acknowledged, introduce yourself and offer to buy a round. Well, buying the round isn't strictly necessary, but it couldn't hurt.
Secondly, if you really can't deal with non-English speaking restaurant staff and Spanish menus, take a cab to the Outback Steak House or something like that, in Escazu'. I'm certain that you'll find at least one person in the News Cafe or 'Chelle's who speaks enough English to understand a full meal order. Same goes for the Del Mar (expensive), Costa del Sol (Phuck pizza, although their's is awesome, try the Don Gordo special Chicken Parmesana...it rocks). Tinjo restaurant has awesome Chinese food, Indian, Thai and even Japanese food...and the names for your favorite Asian dishes are the same in English and Spanish.
Ive been to the supermarket 2-3 times now, but never thought to actully buy food and prepare something myself.
Well, you don't even really need to "prepare" anything. The Automercado store has a deli, and I believe they'll fix sandwich and sides...this is the one near the Police Headquarters and Farmacia Fischal. I know they sell some delicious stuff in their bakery department.
I understand that you're in-country and in a bit of a crisis, so I won't send you reading through the Restaurant Reviews section, but just be brave and try to find something good to eat!
Don't be spending all this time on the computer, getting ragged on by guys here who are having fun giving you a huge amount of mierda.

They're just jealous of your 18 year youth, abilities to win chicas, disarm muggers and leap tall buildings at a single bound.
Next trip: Learn some basic Spanish, try to arrange a hook-up with a fellow CRT'er who can translate (such as myself), bring Cliff bars...