www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Probably been a decade since I announced a trip to CR. No one cared anyway. Unfortunately, I have been denied lodging by a number of hotels in SJ due to my strange antics over the years. Can't stay at my once beloved Cardboard Inns since they they filed for chapter 11 several years ago....or was it chapter 13? Guess I will be living on the streets. Hopefully, some old and ugly chica will give me shelter in her dirt floor abode. Then again, guess I will be wondering down Avenue Central trying to figure out why I am really there.

Pitiful is as pitiful does.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Now that's strange. I ran into Circus The Younger the other day and he said you had been arrested again.

The last time I was in CR was in 2005 the August weekend that Katrina hit New Orleans. I remember us sitting around the table at the Del Rey being entertained by Circus. There was also an older gentleman with Circus who was a very nice guy.

I won't be there on May 1st Circus but I hope you have a great time!

Devo

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Is it just a coincidence that Circus AND President Obama will be in CR at the same time?!?!??! Things that make ya go hmmm...

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Thanks guys for the update. DonPapi, I did not know that my idiot son was in town. Thanks Mucho...I did not know Obummer would be in town. Bet he does not take his wife...they seem to never travel together.

Devo, I remember that time in SJ and it was a good memory. Best to you and family.

I relish the reunion with with my friends Don Papi and El Ciego. Have not found a place to stay yet but I'm on the wait list for someplace with food and clean rooms.

Circus.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Hey pops....you idiot lard ass. Why in hell are you returning to CR. Where did you get the dinero? You have been selling scrap iron around the city dump and have not paid one damn cent to my mother.

Now you are going to CR. The Chicas are going to be repulsed by your smelly ass. I hope that they lock up you're ass in jail.

Your loving son....yeah right.
CTY

Yo Younger,
Have Dad bring Shitass the cat as a "teaching" item, I'll bet if you pet that ass,
that ass will rise in the air, sumpin all the the youngins need.
Regards, 911 Driver

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The happy hour is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en masse or for making overtures toward more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.- Brooks Atkinson

Looks like the only hotel that could give me a reservation was in a Tranny apartment complex for rent a couple of blocks from Parque Morazán. Should be interesting to stay there anyway. It's sad when your past follows you after years of constant abuse in SJ. Guess I will just have to live with it. I'm sure there are respectable citizens living there. I' sure that I will be safe walking the streets around midnight.
Circus

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

I have never met you, but the video you made of Circus hotels was one of the funniest I have ever seen. That was pretty original, thanks.

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how long are you there for circus? i am there on the 8th and would love to buy a vet a beer if possible.

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

Thanks SpeakNo:

The video was fun to do. It was sort of a hair-brained thought that crept into my mind just before my trip to SJ. Thanks to my dear friend DonPapi who did the film and editing, it became a good satirical spoof on the hotels that CRT and CRS mongers called home during their stay in SJ. Our Webmaster, Tomas, was responsible for getting it on YouTube.

Ladiablo: I will only be there until the 5th. Would have enjoyed meeting you. Take care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.