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C U Next Tuesday
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Author:  Nhhank [ Wed May 09, 2012 2:21 pm ]
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Trip was touch and go untill today

SJO noonish

Hanging at the esportmans the first night 5/15

Then to the double secret Los Yoses Hilton :shock:

I will be in Chepe for 2 weeks

Hasta Pronto
Peremero cervaza is on you :D
Author:  Dr.Mario [ Wed May 09, 2012 2:33 pm ]
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Hide your Imperial shirts!!!!! Hanky is coming!!!!!! Tons of new subjects to laugh about this trip I hope. See ya in a few days bro!







the DR
Author:  Chilimike [ Wed May 09, 2012 2:55 pm ]
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We get in on wed, staying at the sportmens...maybe we will see ya on your way out...either way have a great trip
Author:  EsposoDeBarbie [ Wed May 09, 2012 5:47 pm ]
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NH: DON'T FORGET MR. BUBBLE !!! 8) :lol:

Pura Vida

EdB
Author:  LAdiablo [ Thu May 10, 2012 12:46 am ]
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any truth there will be a nhhank walking tour? see you there.
Author:  Nhhank [ Thu May 10, 2012 1:31 pm ]
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Vegan Bob wrote:
LaDiablo wrote:
any truth there will be a nhhank walking tour? see you there.


Vegan Pops Tours has already confirmed Chilimike as a lead guide. NHank can ride along as long as he dosent smoke. Tours are smoke free.

Admin1 disclaimer: this is not a commercial tour



Sounds great, whats the first stop??? I need some help in the chica department, hope you can help me.
see you soon Vargas Blob
Why do we need to ride in a car for a walking tour :?:
Do we stop at Chubbs?
Author:  Dr.Mario [ Thu May 10, 2012 1:35 pm ]
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Don't worry Hanky, there is a stop at the T-shirt spot and they will provide Imperial at every stop. Now, what are you gonna do about the women??????
Author:  LAdiablo [ Thu May 10, 2012 2:24 pm ]
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i was told the tour would encircle the SL pool table with a brief visit to the mansion area and end up back by dr. marios beer cooler.
Author:  Dr.Mario [ Thu May 10, 2012 2:27 pm ]
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LaDiablo wrote:
i was told the tour would encircle the SL pool table with a brief visit to the mansion area and end up back by dr. marios beer cooler.



Don't forget a trip to the Clubhouse area too!!! Oh, and we always show them the urinals on the way to the clubhouse. Very valuable on a busy night.
Author:  LAdiablo [ Thu May 10, 2012 3:30 pm ]
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i thought bill said those urinals were off limits for newbies. and whats up with the shelf? is that for the beer you are recycling or a place to rest your head?
if hank is giving away secrets like these lets hope his gets some decent propinas.
Author:  Nhhank [ Fri May 11, 2012 4:20 pm ]
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To clear things up about the NHank walking tour :shock:
I will post a tipical itineary, and answer some FAQ

The tour starts from under the Viaga clock at SL

Times: almost every day, at 12 and or 5, but sometimes at 3, and never on a Sunday unless sunday is the day before rent is due :D

Please be prompt 8) .... After I have had my fill of beer the tour begins

Please were comfortable shoes :idea:

First stop... The Golden Tee machine... play around SJ has more to offer than chicas, and by now I need a drink :shock:

Next up the pool table.... just a pass by to show where it is unless some chicas are playing, then we stick around and play some gab ass until I get my face slaped :oops:

Next stop the computers to check on the RFM mill and Gingos showing chicas CRT

Next a quick troll for chicas that just had a payday in the modern wing :D
Good chance of running into Chillimike on this leg of the tour

Now it is off to the back(hotel guest only at this point) the rest of you can mill around the bathroom untill we return, once the tour gets to the mansion wing please note how nice it is, and I hope the bar is open, if not , group returns to back bar pronto

After a few cold drinks the tour resumes.... a pass by the kitchen door and a Hola to the help... Soon we pass by Anna's Table.... Some on the tour drop out at this point :shock:

Continuing west we will pass some courtyard rooms... listen close for the bird calls of the local spiecies :shock:

Next stop the Handcap bathroom... here you will be shown how to use the lock on the door... just to help you avoid embarassing yourself

Now back out to the entrance to chum around with the door men ant van drivers (no glass behond this point) I will also point out the chica bench.... the gem of the tour

The tour is nearing its end now, thank god I am thirsty, last stop the front desk, They are great and will answer your questions with a smile... grab a card while there, also a good place to poach an umbrella if it is raining :shock:

By now you will know the tour is over, because I am back under the Viagra clock with the Chica you had your eyes on :shock:

The total time of the tour is from 6 minutes to 16 Hrs and 27 minutes

The Cost :D What ever ju want to pay papi
Author:  EsposoDeBarbie [ Sat May 12, 2012 9:06 am ]
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muchas gracias mae

En este momento yo me estoy ríendo tanto que duele

Gracias por hacer esta taza de café de Costarricense deliciosa todo es más dulce

nos vemos martes

Pura Vida

EdB
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sat May 12, 2012 9:13 am ]
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I've been on that tour but missed the Viagra clock :? where is it, can you post a picture?
Author:  EsposoDeBarbie [ Sat May 12, 2012 9:26 am ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
I've been on that tour but missed the Viagra clock :? where is it, can you post a picture?


Since NH is bringing me a new Canon from the good ole USA - your wish is our command amigo

* Check the Roving Reporter post for soon-to-be photo updates

Pura Vida mop

EdB
Author:  LAdiablo [ Sat May 12, 2012 1:23 pm ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
I've been on that tour but missed the Viagra clock :? where is it, can you post a picture?


really? i recall seeing you stare blankly at it w a chica rubbing your jeans
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