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Mongers that can not get laid in a cat house.. late aug-oct
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Author:  Nhhank [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Mongers that can not get laid in a cat house.. late aug-oct
A few of us old farts :shock: Are going to hit San Jose,and get a good nights sleep :D
For the month of Sept
We will hit all the low rent places :D ... to check wheel chair ramps... and partake if the BP is OK :D
Some of us will gamble... cards... not Nica vs Tica... opps (chica)

I will get draged to the beach, but will have a great time

We will eat at the Colonial for breakfast... and I will get screwed on the billl :cry:

My Bar bill at the Esportmans will be $13.56 :shock:

I will clean Garys clock at college football

The best side trip from the gulch ever a trip to Catago... to a brew pub.. and a case of Holy Water.. I hear that shit works????

Sign up now... space limited...all deposits are returned within two years.. PM Cali for full info :D

Sorry if I ruined your Bacation Papi

The meek have been warned :D

The name of this trip is....

Take it to the limit,one more time :D :D

The one thing that sucks is that ... it is not time to shave my balls :shock:
Author:  Californicationdude [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mongers that can not get laid in a cat house
the trick is to get the Holy Water in Holy Containers!


:lol:
Author:  911 Driver [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:31 am ]
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Mi Biatchi,
Count me in, my balls will be smooth as Crackers drawl @ a low end MP. First round on me. :lol: :lol: 8) 8)
Oh Yeah, think we will get laid :?: :?: :?:
Brew Pub WTF is that :?: :?: :idea: :idea: :idea: :lol: :lol:
Regards, 911 Driver
Author:  EsposoDeBarbie [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:19 am ]
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911 Driver wrote:
Mi Biatchi,
Count me in, my balls will be smooth as Crackers drawl @ a low end MP. First round on me. :lol: :lol: 8) 8)
Oh Yeah, think we will get laid :?: :?: :?:
Brew Pub WTF is that :?: :?: :idea: :idea: :idea: :lol: :lol:
Regards, 911 Driver



...sounds like you don't get to town much? For you guys coming in from that part of the USA, think of it as Saturday Night in Sioux City!

seriously, looking forward to 911's return to help us celebrate, in CR-style, Cracker's new monger-lease on life !

As for NH, I guess the monger journalism school he graduated from never taught spelling..... :lol: (Oh yea, for PL, NH's poor spelling habits, combined with his NE accent transfers well into his Spanish here :roll: :lol: )

Breakfast at the Colonial...for sure! Can't wait to enjoy gut-wrenching laughs watching Cracker and NH explain and divide up the bill....LOL

Yes, there is a new microbrewery in Cartago that NH needs to christen properly.

As for the beach trip I feel I little responsible. These guys ALWAYS come to town with BIG plans to take their favoritas-of-the-week to the beach. The chicas are fired up for weeks and sometimes months in advance. Then what happens? Same thing that happens to all the guys that come here, their plans go out the window extremely fast, It takes vets like me to throw their sorry-asses in the van, Usually when the "wake-up" or in most cases (except CA) sober up, they quickly realize that they are staring at the Pacific Ocean or Caribbean Sea with a hot chica massaging and nibbling on their necks and shoulders (PG version) while pulling into a sweet little beach-front casita for what always ends up being described as the absolute best part of their vacations (just picture your favorite Corona commercial).

One little word of advice for you taken from the NH school of hard knocks - - > if you are going to be a barato, borracho, or hornito at the SL and drag a hottie into their gymnasium remember that it is all being videotaped and enjoyed :roll: by the SL staff. In SOME cases the hottie is so embarrssed she never is seen of or heard of again...what a shame because she sure looked like a porn star in the making :lol: 8)

Hope that helps....maybe some newbie's are taking notes :wink:

September is shaping up to be another huge party month and relax, a lot of the "little things" are already taken care of from this end.... :!:

nos vemos pronto amigo

Pura Vida

EdB
Author:  Phoenix Rising [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:29 am ]
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Looking forward to the Cujo style "stinky-pinky" trip report! :lol:


PS ...have nothing but respect for the La Negrita holy water....it really has healing powers :!:
Author:  Estebanh [ Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:24 pm ]
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Californicationdude wrote:
the trick is to get the Holy Water in Holy Containers!


:lol:



Like an idiot I went to Cartago to pick up some holy water bottles. I was was told they were babe magnets. The joke was on me :shock:

I did enjoy visiting there, though :)
Author:  Johnnyt6 [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:38 am ]
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"We will eat at the Colonial for breakfast... and I will get screwed on the bill"

ain't that the truth!
Author:  Crackerass [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:23 pm ]
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Johnny he aint talking about the colonial screwing him it is me he is worried about LOL :D THE OLD CRACKERASS FROM GEORGIA
Author:  Nhhank [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:53 pm ]
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Cracker it is coming soon :D
I will gladly buy you some tocineta el crispio para a hambergesia on juves
Think of the poor fucks that do not know what they are in for
Pamela has strict instructions to tuck you in at ocho con de vaso leche caliente :D

Pretend you are asleep and meet me in the gulch about mid- night
Author:  Nhhank [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:11 pm ]
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Well esportes fans :D
This trip grows near :shock:
Cracker rolls in about a month, and I come in ten days latter, sure his premiro wing will need a break by then :shock:
Then 911 comes in mid-sept to take Cracker off my hands :shock: ... Wonder if they go to Cubbs to have wings CVcap :shock:

Hope there is NFL

Heads up Bill.... one more case of Imperial starting Sept 7 untill :D
? is maria pic #9941 and her friend still round

Location Holiday Inn that should help me keep the chica count down
Author:  Crackerass [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:03 pm ]
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NH I am still counting the days :D not as many as there once was. I can hardly wait wish something would sell :wink: I really could use a cash infusion about now. Boy have you got my line up figured out or what :P Looking foward to spending some time with all of the guys and of course the girls goes without saying. See you in time for some pro football I hope, fingers crossed, looking foward to finding me a comfy chair and new place to watch all the games. Ready to lay 11 to 10 :mrgreen:
Author:  Nhhank [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:05 pm ]
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Well Gentlemen, just a figue of speech :D
Time is down to 840 hrs... wish that was Del Rey hours... I would be going next week :mrgreen:

Almost time to shave my balls :shock:

Is it OK to wear white after Labor Day in Costa Rica :D

Would love to get a trip to Pork chop hill or rama luna as well in

Cracker... sell your dog,and some fishpoles... you do not need them anymore... if you do not show Pame... will cut of my nuts... poor girl has not worked a day after you left
I hear she sits at home looking out the window, waiting for you :D The 50 kilos of rice are almost gone :shock: ... I sent her a book about how the South did win the war, she said it was very good with catsup and helped strech the rice :D

Hasta Pronto amigas
Author:  Mustbfun [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:21 pm ]
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i will be on for my first trip will thank you for all your help for a newbie, i am staying at the dunn inn will meet you for drinks if possible mustb fun.
Author:  911 Driver [ Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:46 pm ]
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The Crack says he is packed, what about you Hankster??? OBTW he also said he is ready for a rather large release. :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
Regards, 911 Driver
Author:  Nhhank [ Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:06 pm ]
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All is a go aqui

In two weeks I will be making a Bad choice.... like to get that out of the way right off :D
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