www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I haven't been to San Jose in a couple of years — been going further south, but I thought a little primer before my first trip to the PI would be good.

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I'll be right around the corner at the Hotel Castillo from Nov. 7-11. Inbox me if you want to meet up.

I will be there the 4th thru the 9th at the Dunn

Wing and I will be in 4-8Nov....Amistad, I believe. Second trip for us both...see you guys there!

Yeah, I'm sure you'll be able to find me at the bar in the SL for anyone that wants to meet up. Zunbake it sounds like I'm just going to miss you in Manila. Have you done much research for you PI trip yet?

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What time do you and Dale Earnhardt usually get started at the bar?

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Shut the #%@! up. You know he's dead, and if you say that guy looked like him, I'll just have to take your word for it because you know I have no recollection. Don't worry about my drunk ass. Just make sure you call ahead so you can wife up with your gordita as soon as your flight touches down.

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When my daughter was a toddler, she used to have a Dale Earnhardt car seat. I should have saved it for you if only I'd have known you were trying to pay homage. Put a bow on it and voilà!

And fat chicks need love too. Just ask the brothers. Sometimes you need a spinner to just RUIN, and other times you need someone comfortable to sleep on. Like a Sleep Number mattress, I like mine around 35.

Hey, did you ever return that engagement ring you got for that nice girl you were trying to save, El Capitan? Or are you gonna recycle it this time around?

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I did some research, I will have only 4 days until my Filapina GF flys in from General Santos so I will see what goes down so to speak the days I will have alone.

Speaking of the brotha in you, I'm reminded of a certain hina of yours. Talk about a pillow top.



¿El capitán? That's rich coming from you Rear Admiral. Don't you have a history of rescue ops on both sides of the border?Yes there was once a chica that caused a brief moment of temporary insanity. What can I say. I was a rookie. These things happen, but I didn't send money and I'm none the worse for wear from the incident. Which was probably an important learning experience. But, ring? Please, you know better. One more fabrication and the next time you're walking to the Rey I'll tell some of your boy's "ladies" that you're an Especialista del beso negro. Remember I'm a fine upstanding member of this gentlemen's fraternity and I have a reputation to uphold.

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In our last meeting, the council had promoted YOU to Rear Admiral. But then you were canned like General Stanley McChrystal after the Tica Taliban drove you out of the country for 2 years. You had achieved the highest rank of all time (and mom was so proud!), and therefore you will most certainly be enshrined in the "Captain Save 'Em All Day and All Night" Hall of Fame. Fortunately, the rank of Capitan is the lowest you can fall to once having attained your prior stature. "Cap'n Crunch was a result of market research indicating the one quality they most wanted in a cereal was crunch — i.e., resistance to sogginess when wet." That's a direct quote. Don't know which market they are referring to, but I do hear they're gonna replace the image on the cereal box in your honor. You know what your mission is.

P.S. That "pillow top" was still the best of all time That's real.

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No, just kidding. You're a sweet guy.

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Nice hat Captain!

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hey could you guys post about your trip ?

I will be at the Dunn Dec 3-6 then hopfully fishing. It has been 17 years since my last CR trip. Find me and I will buy you a drink. With my black cowboy hat I will be easy to spot.

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