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Seems like Cujo needs our help


BKTUNA
I am never going home

Now we need to figure out what a captain gaper outfit would entail?

Any ideas?

BKTUNA
I am never going home

The polls are open, Brother Cujo needs our help

BKTUNA
I am never going home

Hardy harr harr...

Btw, what does one of Pac's submissives look like?



Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

BK...figures he goes right to the submissive route. It's always the big burly guys!

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In honor of Jimmy V week, "Don't give up, don't ever give up!"

A prostetic hand with 2 ridiculously large fingers.......

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In honor of Jimmy V week, "Don't give up, don't ever give up!"

Hmm,

Pac55´s submisives, I guess we need input from him. I would think Sybian experience would be a must.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

I could just hand Cuj a mirror but that would be rude, impolite, bad mannered and down right uncool so I won't ... I did however have to vote and since no one even knows what Captain Gaper would wear I had to go with Pac's sub........ Sorry Cuj! LMAO

Pac, you have an extra collar some where, right? That and chaps would fix Cuj right up! LOL

KenLee

Capt Gaper, yes one hand with two enormous fingers, you can cut the handle of a plastic cop walking stick and place it over your index and middle fingers. The other hand a captains hook for more intense gaping.

Or, you can attach these above items and other various, potential gaping items, like a cork screw, to both your gloves.

White spandex long johns with a red thong (or football pants will do). A Batman-like utility belt is also necessary equipped with various tying devices, lady toys (better known as Gap Starters) and appropriate gaping lube. Capt Gaper should wear a wife beater T and a black cape (images of Dracula dominance).

The head gear is also very important. I would think a Vikings helmet with two horns in case Capt Gaper needs to gape two chicas at once. He should also have on the no glare strips under the eyes and, if possible, cleats for shoes (metal preferred, never know when you need dig in deep and foot traction is of the utmost importance).

I will put some thought into the submissive PAC55, otherwise known as a PACtsy!



Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Another alternative for Capt Gaper is to hang the nightstick, corkscrew, and other gaping gadgets off of the utility belt and have on black studded gloves, a little rough up before the gaping occurs.


Onto the submissive. As mentioned by KenLee, chaps are a must. Since Pac is from the northwest per his profile, his little honey must have a bit of a rugged yet "Pac is still the boss" look. So, along with the chaps, leather boots are a no brainer. In order to give "the submissive" some bitch pride, a leopard thong should be worn, thus saying that I am a frisky and fiesty bitch, when I wanna be. On each butt cheek, there should some kind of phrase.

LEFT RIGHT

MAS CARNE
OCU PADO
INNO CENTE
PAPA SITO
SOY SEXY

You guys can come up with some more if you like.


A vest should be worn but it should have some cute glitter patterns on it, indicating that the submissive is a creative and fun bitch.

The collar is of extreme importance, it shows the sense of bitch style the submissive has to the master. Choke collar, the bitch can get a bit crazy so needs some strong restraint to calm him down. A leather collar would indicate that PAC can just have his way with the submissive. A Spiked collar would say have your way with me but I can sting you when I want. Any collar should have a leash so Master PAC can parade the submissive around when he wants to do so.

How would we like the submissive face to be dressed up. First, eye liner is necessary. Cujo, your eyes are pretty deep looking so you don't need much. You must mousse the hair and spike it like Billy Idol. A nice shade of light red lipstick and a fake mole, indicating that you may be submissive, but you are a care free bitch, and sometimes, anything goes.

Now that I have completely created a costume for the submissive, I would think that the submissive drinks for free the whole evening. I wouldn't be surprised if chicas actually get excited by this costuem, they are just goofy like that.



Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Dean...LMFAO

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In honor of Jimmy V week, "Don't give up, don't ever give up!"

The suit should also have a hole pointing out where the gaping will occur.

PB

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I would rather import a Pit Viper, than marry a Russian.

Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Dean, you have quite the imagination. At this point I'm jealous I'm not on what you're on. But never forget, crack is whack...


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

You could only imagine what had occurred back in college when I was in the party scene.

I think you should do Capt Gaper. Cheap enough outfit. Nice gadgets, too.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Dean are you going to be here for Halloween? Sounds like your kind of party.


BKTUNA
I am never going home