Well after months of research and reading posts I have made it official and will be traveling to the land of the wonderful ticas! I plan to feast on milk and honey
You guys have really put together a nice website here and I appreciate all of the help. I have the basics down and I hope that I am good to go. I dont know much spanish but I think I can get by. I did read the post with the phrases that are needed for negotiations and introductions. So take a cab everywhere, stay alert, dont settle for less, lock everything up, keep ur eyes on ur stuff, keep ur eyes on the ladies 
, keep it wrapped up and I should be fine. I am sure I left out some others but if I keep my wits about me I should be fine I can blend in well and not look like the typical gringo. This has been a long time coming as I have been in Afghanistan for a year now and I need these few days really bad so look out for me guys, hopefully I'll meet some of you and see you guys around 
So what is the nearest beach and I am just looking to lounge on the sand for a while then get back to the chicas. How often do the cabs run all night? And is it easy to get a cab late at night after leaving a strip club or pickup bar? It looks like the strip clubs on the bottom of the map are a good ways away from my hotel. Just some thoughts and opinions if u guys dont mind