Dude, I highly recommend making your first trip a short trip. If you know you only have a couple of days to get 'er done, you'll Phuck everything you find with two holes and a heartbeat, get no sleep, forget to eat, and function like you're on a serious coke and speedball bender without the chemicals (there is a brief window of opportunity to sleep after the strip clubs close at 5:00 and the MPs open at 9:00, but you will want to use that time to give your stripper or delivery chica of choice another spin around the cama - you can sleep when you're dead, right?). When you get home you'll be left with a sore wiener, foggy memories about shit you thought only happened in low-budget porn flicks, and an uncontrollable urge to immediately peruse fares at kayak.com for your next trip to monger paradise. You'll be back in CR in a month, 45 days, tops. I speak from experience.
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